10 Things I Hate About DevOps

By Mike Baukes on May 9, 2014

Filed under: devops

DevOps and I sort of have a love/hate relationship. DevOps is near and dear to our heart here at UpGuard and there are plenty of things that I love about it. Love it or hate it, there is little doubt that it is here to stay. I've enjoyed a great deal of success thanks to agile software development and DevOps methods, but here are 10 things I hate about DevOps!


#1
Everyone thinks it's about Automation.

#2 "True" DevOps apparently have no processes - because DevOps takes care of that.

#3 The Emergence of the "DevOps' DevOp", a pseudo intellectual loudly spewing theories about distantly unrelated fields that are entirely irrelevant and are designed to make them feel more intelligent and myself more inadequate:

"The Copenhagen interpretation certainly applies to DevOps"

"I'm modeling the relationship between Dev and Ops using quantum entanglement, with a focus on relative quantum superposition - it's the only way to look at it. Why aren't you?"

#4 Enterprise Architects. They used to talk about the "Enterprise Continuum". Now they talk about "The Delivery Continuum" or the "DevOps Continuum". How about talking about the business guys?

#5 Heroes abound with tragic statements like "It took 3 days to automate everything.. it's great now!" - Clearly these people have never worked in a serious enterprise.

#6 No-one talks about Automation failure...it's everywhere. i.e Listen for the words "Pockets of Automation". Adoption of technology, education and adaptation of process is rarely mentioned (or measured).

#7 People constantly pointing to Etsy, Facebook & Netflix as DevOps. Let's promote the stories of companies that better represent the market at large.

#8 Tech hipsters discounting, or underestimating, Windows sysadmins. There are a lot of them and they better represent the Enterprise than many of the higher profile blowhards.

#9 The same hipsters saying their threads have filled up with DevOps tweets where there were none before.

#10 I've never heard of a Project Manager taking on DevOps. I intend on finding one.

What do you think - did I miss anything? Rants encouraged ;-) Please add your comments.

Download DevOps for Cynics

The World's First Cyber Resilience Platform

Whether your infrastructure is traditional, virtualized, or totally in the cloud, UpGuard provides the crucial visibility and validation necessary to ensure that IT environments are secured and optimized for consistent, quality software and services delivery.

See how it works at UpGuard.com